I think she works for the NSA or the CIA, this would explain everything...
the words, "stout fellow" have never passed thru her lips.
I've often wondered if she's some traveling midwife up in the frozen tundra of the Canada. That or she works at some corporation as an executive accountant doing something or other.
If I were Pete, I wouldn't be bragging about my 'button'.Although, having said that, MJ never could pass up a stout fellow with a button.