Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Attention Ladies, Women, Girls, Females, Bitches...



We feel that this should also carry a warning about trampolines.

What do you think they left off the list?

13 comments:

  1. i've got two bitches knee-dep in menses
    right now & no one is getting near a horse.

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  2. gymnastics
    basketball
    tennis
    volleyball
    bungee jumping

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    1. I wonder what happens in the women's NBA?

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  3. Do ",,,take a tip from Mrs. Joan Gardiner..."

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  4. Dancing is on the list, but I generally eschew the Hokey Pokey. As a bottle of Mad Dog and Midol are my preferred PMS cocktail, it makes shaking it all about a little dodgy.

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  5. So we can dace but NOT square dance???

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    1. Slam dancing is a go, but wholesome square dancing will cause a womb to drop out, splat.

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  6. Also on the don't list,"have conversation with SO about where this relationship is heading" and "ask whether a particular outfit makes you look fat." On the do list-- Ibuprofen. Lots of ibuprofen. When I was a teenager, my mom would give me about six ounces of red wine whenever I was...emoting...and after my nap I was much more pleasant.

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    1. Frankly, I think women are the greater sex. Men could never endure a monthly punch in the nuts from nature.

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  7. I think playing a fast game should be avoided at all costs.

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    1. I still say "I can't go swimming" remains one of the funniest statements of all...

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