i've got two bitches knee-dep in menses right now & no one is getting near a horse.
What about parachuting?
Good to know!
I wonder what happens in the women's NBA?
Do ",,,take a tip from Mrs. Joan Gardiner..."
Dancing is on the list, but I generally eschew the Hokey Pokey. As a bottle of Mad Dog and Midol are my preferred PMS cocktail, it makes shaking it all about a little dodgy.
So we can dace but NOT square dance???
Slam dancing is a go, but wholesome square dancing will cause a womb to drop out, splat.
Also on the don't list,"have conversation with SO about where this relationship is heading" and "ask whether a particular outfit makes you look fat." On the do list-- Ibuprofen. Lots of ibuprofen. When I was a teenager, my mom would give me about six ounces of red wine whenever I was...emoting...and after my nap I was much more pleasant.
Frankly, I think women are the greater sex. Men could never endure a monthly punch in the nuts from nature.
I think playing a fast game should be avoided at all costs.
I still say "I can't go swimming" remains one of the funniest statements of all...