Thursday, March 22, 2012

Heard outside the post office today

Man 1: "...that's what I'm tryin' to tell you."

Man 2: "I'm picking up what you's laying down."

Man 1: "Good, I was afraid you weren't smellin' what I'z shitting."

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  1. Is there anything worse than post office bonhomie?

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  2. Are they speaking in code? Once can only hope.

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    1. This being a college town, I have heard "I'm picking up what you are laying down." But this was a first about smelling the shit.

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