Monday, May 16, 2011
You write the personals ad
Ok. I found this image on ebay where its been for sale for $6.99 for months. I wonder why. Seriously.
This brings up one of my questions in the search for universal truths. Why do "big butch" men take pictures that run contrary to what they are trying to market, and then slap them into their personals ads? Or they have body language that is at odds with their outfits. Or you find a leather biker chomping on a cigar standing in front of lace curtains and a curio case full of Precious Moments figurines. You know what I mean - you get a big beefy dude, all decked out and there is all this incongruent stuff going on in the background and you just want to ask, WTF?
So, your task, should you choose to take it on, is to write this guy (pictured above) "fictitious" personal ad. You have the winning text, I will publish it here. I'll even add you name and phone number if you want.