Well, we are sitting in the waiting area of a orthopedic surgery center.
And why are we sitting in the waiting room of a orthopedic surgery center?
Because the husband went to a bowling function sponsored by his employor (it was a team excercise thingy) and after rolling two games in the low 200's, on the first ball of the third game, he heard a "POP" and discovered that he could not pick up his shoe.
Poor husband detached his bicep from the bone.
So he's in the OR and Dr. Hunk and Dr. Gobbler are reattching it. I won't go into detail but it involves boring a hole into the bone and tying a knot. They gave him a pain block before surgery, but its going to be a rough few days.
Did I mention that his surgeons are HOT. That's the secret of orthopedics - the doctors are smoking hot and have killer blue eyes.
While his doctor isn't quite as good looking as this model pretending to be a doctor, both the doctor and the surgeon are pretty damn sweet.