If I could be anything but the glistening white that I am, I would, but any sun at all only makes me burn like a french fry left in a McDonald's fryer too long.
I hear you. I'm either pale or burned. No healthy light color tan for me. Slap me in a jar, screw on a lid on me and call me paste.
I think people are missing the silver lining of the Gulf Oil disaster, I bake on the beach and then swim in the water, look for an oil slick, lay in the sun again and presto instant Tanfastic.
Now thats making suntan lotion out of oil!