My poor little friends and fans. This is a chance to learn from someone else lest such a tragedy befalls you!
Read the narrtive from this ad. If your eyes are so bad that you can't see the text, put your readers on, or click on the image and get a BIGGER view. Its heartbreaking to know that you, yes, YOU, could be friendless because of an odor emminating from your secret lady place.
Poor Mrs. J. is pretty and poised. But she has a problem: Feminine Odor. The alternative? Using Brown Lysol on her "delicate tissues" and all the folds and crevices contained within. Lovely. If she took up a career as a nursing home administrator she'll fit right in.
I asked my mother if women really did this, and my 85 year old mother confirmed that some women did indeed douche with Lysol. "But," as my mother said "if they were smart they went to the doctor. That kinda of odor usually means something else down there is a brewing." Lovely, mom, and brutally honest, too.
Originally posted right here July 23, 2009